Western General High Gazette, July 25, 2009

Letters to the Editor Dear Editor, In regards to the upcoming school basketball finals, I think Western General High really has a chance to go all the way this year. Bu thtere is one thing standing in our way – our star player is now thestar of something else – the play “lookout Mimsy!” set to debut the day of our first playoff game! Can superstar Alex really focus on both a championship win an dhitting the high notes? I think not. The only reasonable solution is to postpone... 

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Afina's School For The Mentally Unhinged, Turkey

Afina’s School For The Mentally Unhinged, Turkey A Profile Author: D. Coburn Afina’s School For The Mentally Unhinged (ASFTMU) sits high above the rest of civilization at the top of Mount Ararat in Turkey. Not much is known about this mysterious location, and it is only accessible by helicopter, weather permitting – which isn’t often since the weather in that area is so severe. The school has not accepted new students since 1984 when the furnace went out. They are still... 

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